And if your Grahama can’t move then she better bring her house to me.
At Grahama’s house there’s an apple and some tasty brie, Yum!
And she make me feel good with a tall glass of mushroom tea! Oh Yea!
Grandma just cleaned and she don’t like my dusty knees.
And you’re gonna get spanked if you don’t say ‘thanks’ and 'please.'
It happened to me lord!
Every Friday eve, Grandma dancin till a quarter to three!
Grahama invented punk rock back in 1923, in New Orleans.
So if you're funky and fresh, yes, Grahama's is the place to be!
And if your Grahama can’t move, she better bring her house to me!